Part One of Kevin Killian's Orono Report--

"The cell phone has a picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones inside of it, so
every time I turn it on, I see her. People mock 'Zeta,' saying she
cheapens herself doing ads for T-Mobile. I don't see it like that. I
bet Mercury had a bad reputation back in the day, flitting around
sending messages. I like her. I touched her brightly colored face
framed in its postage-stamp square of light. 'Good night.' Then I
realized I had brought a lot of things with me but I'd forgotten the
talk I was supposed to give Saturday morning."