junior phenom Julia Mayhew on the Wimbledon final--

"HOW VENUS WILLIAMS WON WIMBLEDON 2005

One day on July 2nd
Venus played against Lindsay
Davenport. Venus was secretly
related to William Carlos
Williams and friends of the goddess Venus. During
the end of the game Venus
hypnotized Lindsay Davenport
with the love of poetry.
Lindsay was related to Jeremy
Davenport, a trumpet player and
tried to distract Venus with
very soft music but
Venus won anyway."