Value Village Is Booby-Trapped!!

"Waterloo Ballad, or, Why Glenn Gould Always Wore Gloves

In the land of Finger Eleven
under hand dryers
everyone will have
a lackadaisical outing today

There I experienced trout
and the beavers that try
so hard
to get a hand-out

The residential parts
have yellow-brick houses
and many incidents
of purposely-falling pianos

Though the waiters
failed to make it clear
wheat beers
have a spicier, less bitter flavour

And shock --
Smash!!
went my
glass

the pathos
only matched
by the photos..."